Why I Need a Vacation

Frequently when giving instructions I use 'we' instead of 'you'. I think it sounds less bossy. Today I told a lady, 'We need to plug it in now'. And she sat and waited a minute. Finally she said, 'Are you going to do that for me?'

Btw--vacation? I want to go on a cruise. It is the least work of any other vacation idea I can come up with.